Funny wedding wishes and sayings
1. "May your marriage be as strong as your WiFi signal."
2. "Remember, marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!"
3. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!"
4. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!"
5. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!"
6. "Congratulations on finding someone to put up with your quirks for a lifetime!"
7. "May your love be like a fine wine, growing stronger and more intoxicating with each passing year."
8. "Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after. Just remember, if you ever fall, I'll be there to catch you... after I stop laughing!"
9. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering!"
10. "Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and never-ending happiness. And may your spouse always remember to put the toilet seat down!"
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1. Soak your troubles away.2. Bath time is the best time.3. Relax, refresh, renew.4. Calgon, take me away!5. Rub-a-dub-dub, time for a scrub.6. Bathing is the new therapy.7. Serenity found in a tub.8. A hot bath is the ultimate luxury.9. Let the stress wash away.10. Life is better
1. I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-loved.2. I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.4. I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes.5. I'm not a morning dog, I'm a night owl.6. I'm not misbehaving, I'm just testing your patience.7. I'm not c
1. El que mucho abarca, poco aprieta. (He who tries to do too much, accomplishes little.)2. A mal tiempo, buena cara. (In bad times, keep a positive attitude.)3. Más vale tarde que nunca. (Better late than never.)4. El que nace para tamal, del cielo le caen las hojas. (Those who are meant to
1. You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the macaroni to my cheese, and the love of my life.2. I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!3. You're the avocado to my toast, the bacon to my eggs, and the one I love the most.4. You're the sprinkles on my cupcake, the icing on my cake,
1. Zoinks!2. What's up, doc?3. To infinity and beyond!4. I'm ready, I'm ready!5. Scooby-Dooby-Doo!6. Oh, bother.7. Yabba dabba doo!8. Cowabunga!9. That's all folks!10. I'm a genius, I say!
1. You're sweeter than candy.2. Sending you a sweet kiss.3. You're my favorite treat.4. Kisses as sweet as candy.5. You're the cherry on top of my sundae.6. Life is sweet with you.7. You're the sugar to my spice.8. Sweet kisses for a sweet person.9. You're the candy to my heart.10.
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you. - Unknown3. You are my heart, my life, my one and only thought. - Conan Doyle4. I have found the one whom my soul loves. - Song of Solomon 3:45. Love is not just
1. I am enough just as I am.2. I am deserving of love and respect.3. I am capable of achieving my goals and dreams.4. I am confident in my abilities and talents.5. I am a unique and valuable individual.6. I am in control of my own happiness and success.7. I am worthy of all the good thi
1. I'm too old for this.2. I'm too tired to deal with this.3. I'm running on fumes.4. I'm at the end of my rope.5. I'm just going through the motions.6. I'm burnt out.7. I'm dragging my feet.8. I'm feeling like a zombie.9. I'm just going to sleep on it.10. I'm so over it.
1. Blessed and Grateful2. In Christ Alone3. God's Love Never Fails4. He is Risen5. Faith, Hope, Love6. Bread of Life7. God's Grace Abounds8. Body of Christ9. Sacred Union10. Eucharist Celebration