Funny western wanted poster sayings

1. "Wanted: Dead or Alive, but preferably alive so we can have a good laugh at your expense."

2. "Reward for the capture of the outlaw who stole my horse and my heart."

3. "Wanted: A varmint so ornery, even the coyotes won't howl at night."

4. "If you see this outlaw, don't shoot first and ask questions later. We need a good story to tell at the saloon."

5. "Wanted: The fastest gun in the West, but also the slowest thinker in the county."

6. "Reward for the capture of the outlaw who keeps stealing all the whiskey in town. We need it for medicinal purposes, of course."

7. "Wanted: A scoundrel so slippery, even the snakes envy his escape skills."

8. "If you can't catch this outlaw, at least try to make him laugh. Maybe he'll surrender out of pity."

9. "Wanted: The outlaw with the worst aim this side of the Mississippi. Seriously, we're starting to feel sorry for the cacti."

10. "Reward for the capture of the bandit who keeps robbing the stagecoaches. We need that money for new poker chips."

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