Funny what if sayings

1. What if cats could talk and they just spent all day insulting humans?

2. What if socks had feelings and got sad when they were separated from their mate?

3. What if trees could walk around and have conversations with each other?

4. What if gravity suddenly stopped working and everyone started floating away?

5. What if all the food in the world suddenly turned into spaghetti?

6. What if we all had to communicate through interpretive dance instead of talking?

7. What if all the cars on the road were actually sentient beings with their own personalities?

8. What if we all had to wear clown noses every day as part of our outfits?

9. What if every time you sneezed, a random object in the room turned into a duck?

10. What if instead of rain, it rained different flavors of ice cream?

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Mondays sayings

1. New week, new opportunities.2. Embrace the challenges of the week ahead.3. Make today amazing.4. Start the week with a positive mindset.5. Mondays are for fresh starts.6. You've got this, Monday!7. Set the tone for the rest of the week.8. Make today so awesome that yesterday gets j

Snowman sign sayings

1. Let it snow!2. Winter wonderland3. Chill out4. Snow much fun5. Warm wishes6. Do you want to build a snowman?7. Baby, it's cold outside8. Snow place like home9. Frosty the Snowman10. Snow much love

Teacherly quotes and sayings

1. Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela2. The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward3. Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other

Its hotter than sayings funny

It's hotter than a jalapeño eating a habanero while sitting in a sauna!

Old positive sayings the bees knees

The bee's knees is a phrase from the 1920s that means something excellent or outstanding. Here are some old positive sayings that have a similar vibe:1. The cat's pajamas2. The cat's meow3. The tops4. The berries5. The bomb6. The cat's whiskers7. The duck's nuts8. The elephant's eye

Amtrak sayings

1. All aboard!2. Next stop, adventure!3. Ride the rails with Amtrak.4. Travel in comfort and style.5. Discover the journey with Amtrak.6. Connecting you to the places that matter.7. Experience the freedom of train travel.8. Your ticket to new experiences.9. Sit back, relax, and enjo

Sayings about negotiation success

1. Negotiation is not about winning or losing, it's about finding a mutually beneficial solution.2. Success in negotiation comes from understanding the other party's perspective and finding common ground.3. A successful negotiation is one where both parties feel satisfied with the outcome.4.

Booty shorts with funny sayings

Here are some funny sayings that could be printed on booty shorts:1. Squats? I thought you said shots!2. Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome booty3. I run on coffee and sarcasm4. Sweat now, wine later5. I flexed and the sleeves fell off6. Thick thighs save lives7. I do

Sayings for passover

1. Next year in Jerusalem.2. Why is this night different from all other nights?3. Let my people go.4. In every generation, each person must see themselves as if they personally came out of Egypt.5. Dayenu - it would have been enough.6. The four cups of wine symbolize freedom, deliverance,

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