Funny white board sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a permanent vacation from responsibility."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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Cricut baby sayings

1. Hello World, I'm new here!2. Mommy's little miracle3. Daddy's little buddy4. Tiny but mighty5. I'm proof that miracles happen6. Cute as a button7. Snuggle bug8. Little love bug9. Worth the wait10. Made with love

79s sayings

1. Gag me with a spoon!2. Totally tubular!3. Radical, dude!4. As if!5. I'm so sure!6. Don't have a cow, man!7. Barf me out!8. Like, gag me with a chainsaw!9. Fer sure, fer sure!10. Grody to the max!

Funny christmas tree sayings

1. I'm pining for a good Christmas tree this year!2. Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are your branches... until the cat knocks them down.3. I'm dreaming of a green Christmas... tree, that is!4. I like my Christmas trees like I like my coffee - tall, dark, and full of ornament

Sayings to shut up a narcissist

1. I value my own opinion more than yours.2. Your constant need for attention is exhausting.3. I'm not interested in your self-centered monologues.4. Your arrogance is a major turn-off.5. I refuse to engage in your ego-driven conversations.6. Your need to always be right is tiresome.7.

Cake sayings for going away to college

1. Off to new adventures and sweet memories ahead!2. College bound and ready to conquer the world!3. Here's to new beginnings and delicious endings!4. Leaving a slice of home behind, but taking the memories with me.5. A piece of cake for the road to success!6. Time to bake new dreams and

Aussie sayings about fighting hammer

1. He went at it like a drover's dog with a bone.2. He was as game as Ned Kelly in a shootout.3. He was ready to go the knuckle like a true blue Aussie.4. He was as fierce as a dingo in a tussle.5. He was like a bull at a gate, ready to throw down the hammer.6. He was as tough as a kangar

Sayings speak louder than wors

I believe you meant to say actions speak louder than words. This saying emphasizes the importance of actions over mere words or promises. It suggests that what a person does is more significant and impactful than what they say they will do.

Chocolate covered strawberry sayings

1. Life is sweet, just like chocolate covered strawberries.2. Indulge in the decadence of chocolate covered strawberries.3. Love is like a chocolate covered strawberry - a perfect combination.4. Treat yourself to the deliciousness of chocolate covered strawberries.5. Savor the moment with a

Brum sayings

Alright bab, how's it going?Keep right on til the end of the road.Going round the Wrekin.Bob's your uncle.Give it some welly.Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.Alright me duck?Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.Put the kettle on, love.Fair dos.

Little sayings for baby boy

1. Dream big, little one.2. Snips and snails and puppy dog tails, that's what little boys are made of.3. Boys will be boys.4. Let him sleep, for when he wakes he will move mountains.5. Adventure awaits, little one.6. Snuggle bug.7. Tiny toes, big adventures.8. You are loved more than