Funny wife sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "My wife says I never listen to her. At least that's what I think she said."
3. "I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, 'Nothing would make me happier than a divorce.'"
4. "My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
5. "My wife says I have two faults - I don't listen and something else."
6. "My wife asked me to take her to a place she's never been before. So I took her to the kitchen."
7. "My wife says I never take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station."
8. "My wife says I'm the most indecisive person she's ever met. Well, at least I think that's what she said."
9. "My wife says I never take her out. I just took her out yesterday... to the trash."
10. "My wife says I have a selective memory. I don't remember agreeing to that."
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