Funny wine quotes and sayings

1. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields

2. "I like my wine like I like my people: complex and full-bodied."

3. "Wine improves with age. I improve with wine."

4. "I'm not a wine snob, I'm a wine enthusiast."

5. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."

6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I drink wine."

7. "Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy." - Benjamin Franklin

8. "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." - Benjamin Franklin

9. "I make wine disappear. What's your superpower?"

10. "Wine is the answer. What was the question again?"

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