Funny wine sayings and pictures
1. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields
2. "Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it." - Anonymous
3. "I'm not drinking too much wine, I'm just embracing my inner grape." - Anonymous
4. "Wine a little, laugh a lot." - Anonymous
5. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I drink wine." - Anonymous
6. "Wine not?" - Anonymous
7. "Wine is the answer. What was the question again?" - Anonymous
8. "I make pour decisions." - Anonymous
9. "Wine a bit, you'll feel better." - Anonymous
10. "Wine o'clock is the best time of day." - Anonymous
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