Funny wine tasting sayings
1. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields
2. "I'm like a fine wine. I get better with age... and too much of me will give you a headache."
3. "I'm not a wine snob, I'm a wine enthusiast with expensive taste."
4. "I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up."
5. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."
6. "I'm not old, I'm aged to perfection, just like a fine wine."
7. "I'm not drinking alone, I'm with my wine."
8. "Wine is the answer. What was the question again?"
9. "I'm not a wino, I'm a wine-yes."
10. "I like my wine how I like my humor - dry and witty."
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