Funny wisdom sayings

1. "A day without laughter is a day wasted."

2. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

3. "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive."

4. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

5. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

10. "Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it."

Above is Funny wisdom sayings.

Baby onesies aunt sayings

1. My Aunt is my BFF2. Auntie's Little Sidekick3. Auntie's Favorite4. Auntie's Mini Me5. Auntie's Little Prince/Princess6. I Love My Auntie7. Auntie's Little Angel8. Auntie's Little Miracle9. Auntie's Sweetie Pie10. Auntie's Little Love Bug

50th birthday candy sayings

1. Fifty and fabulous, just like this candy!2. Turning 50 never tasted so sweet!3. Life begins at 50, just like this delicious candy.4. Here's to 50 years of sweetness and many more to come!5. 50 and still rocking the candy game!6. Half a century never looked so good, just like this candy

Loyal sayings in gaelic

1. Is fíor dháith leat go deo. (You are truly loved forever.)2. Ní neart go cur le chéile. (There is no strength without unity.)3. Maireann croí éadrom i bhfad. (A light heart lives long.)4. Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin. (There's no hearth like your own hearth.)5. Ar scáth a chéile

My life lessons sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yes

Its life quotes and sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Charles R. Swindoll3. The purpose of our lives is to be happy. - Dalai Lama4. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your year

Sayings of nature

1. In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir2. Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein3. Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu4. The earth has music for those who listen. - William S

Fun and sexy engraving sayings

1. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. 2. In the game of love, the winners are the ones who dare to be naughty.3. Let's make memories that will make our grandchildren blush.4. Life is short, let's make it sexy.5. I'm not a phot

Sayings about trucks

1. Trucks are the backbone of America's economy.2. Four wheels move the body, but a truck moves the soul.3. Life is too short to drive boring trucks.4. Trucks: where power meets practicality.5. A truck can take you places a car never could.6. Trucks may be tough on the outside, but they h

Winter wonderland sayings

1. Walking in a winter wonderland.2. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.3. Baby, it's cold outside.4. Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.5. Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.

Pkmn oras berry wife sayings

Here are some sayings related to Berry wives in Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire:1. A Berry wife is a happy life!2. Berry wives make the world go 'round.3. Sweet as a Berry wife's love.4. In a Berry wife's garden, love blooms.5. Berry wives are the sweetest of them all.6. A Berry wif