Funny wise quotes and sayings about life

1. "Life is like a roller coaster, it has its ups and downs, but it's up to you to scream or enjoy the ride."

2. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

3. "Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you."

4. "Life is like a camera, focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot."

5. "Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk!"

6. "Life is like a cup of tea, it's all in how you make it."

7. "Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving."

8. "Life is too important to be taken seriously." - Oscar Wilde

9. "Life is a journey, not a destination." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

10. "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon

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Candy bar basketball sayings

1. Shoot for the stars, score like a candy bar!2. Dribble, pass, and slam dunk that candy bar!3. Sweet victory is just a layup away!4. Swish, score, and savor the sweetness of victory!5. From the free-throw line to the candy bar line, nothing but net!6. Drive to the hoop and treat yoursel

Ceo quotes and sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Inn

Funny home quotes and sayings

1. Home is where the wifi connects automatically.2. My housekeeping style is best described as 'there appears to have been a struggle.'3. Home is where you can say anything you want, because nobody listens to you anyway.4. I don't need a therapist, I have a house that listens.5. Home is whe

Vikings series sayings

1. Valhalla awaits.2. Shield wall!3. Ragnar Lothbrok sends his regards.4. Blood for blood.5. The gods are with us.6. Axe to the head, sword to the neck.7. We fight, we win, we live.8. Death is just another journey.9. The North remembers.10. May the gods grant us victory.

Fathers day sayings from grandkids

1. Grandpa, you are my hero and my role model. Happy Father's Day!2. Grandpa, you make every day special just by being you. Happy Father's Day!3. Grandpa, you are the best grandpa in the world and I am so lucky to have you. Happy Father's Day!4. Grandpa, your love and wisdom mean the world to

Swimming pool quotes and sayings

1. Life is cool by the pool. 2. Swim your worries away. 3. Just keep swimming. 4. Pool hair, don't care. 5. Happiness is a day at the pool. 6. Swimming is my therapy. 7. In the water, I am free. 8. Life is better at the pool. 9. Swim like nobody's watching. 10. The pool is my happ

Bob ross sayings about trees

1. Trees are like people. They're all different.2. Every tree is a little different, and that's what makes them special.3. You can create the most beautiful trees just by using your imagination.4. Trees are nature's way of showing us how to be strong and resilient.5. There's nothing more pe

We have reply in same language english sayings

1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.5. A penny for your thoughts.6. Don't cry over spilled milk.7. Every cloud has a silver lining.8. The grass is always greener o

Alternative sayings to take themselves out of the gene pool

1. Remove themselves from the genetic pool2. Eliminate themselves from the gene pool3. Opt out of the gene pool4. Exit the genetic pool5. Withdraw from the gene pool6. Erase themselves from the gene pool7. Bow out of the genetic pool8. Step away from the gene pool9. Remove their gen

Multicultural quotes and sayings

1. We may have different religions, different languages, different colored skin, but we all belong to one human race. - Kofi Annan2. Diversity is not about how we differ. Diversity is about embracing one another's uniqueness. - Ola Joseph3. The world is a book, and those who do not travel read