Funny wise sayings of the day
1. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
2. "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you."
3. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, I have some parts missing."
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are still under construction."
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a few pieces."
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