Funny woodworking sayings
1. "Measure twice, cut once...then realize you still measured wrong."
2. "Woodworkers: turning trees into treasures, one mistake at a time."
3. "I have a sawdust addiction...I just can't seem to cut back."
4. "Woodworking: where every project is a 'work in progress.'"
5. "I saw, I sanded, I conquered."
6. "Woodworking: the only time it's acceptable to have a 'screw loose.'"
7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just practicing my woodworking dance moves."
8. "Life is short, buy the tools."
9. "Woodworking: where every mistake is just a 'design feature.'"
10. "I have a wood pun, but it's plane and simple."
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