Funny work quotes and sayings

1. "I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." - Bill Gates

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams

4. "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary."

5. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."

6. "I'm not saying I hate my job, but if a zombie apocalypse broke out, I'd be the first one to go to work."

7. "I work well under pressure. Or at least I work."

8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

9. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just extremely productive at unimportant things."

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