Funny work sayings

1. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."

5. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

6. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just pro-solitude."

7. "I'm not a workaholic, I'm just highly motivated to avoid doing housework."

8. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very particular about how things should be done."

9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my to-do list."

10. "I'm not multitasking, I'm just doing multiple things inefficiently at the same time."

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