Funny workout sayings and quotes
1. "I workout because I really love food...and sarcasm."
2. "Sweat is just fat crying."
3. "I don't sweat, I sparkle."
4. "I workout because punching people is frowned upon."
5. "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
6. "I workout so I can eat pizza without guilt."
7. "I workout because punching a bag is cheaper than therapy."
8. "I workout because my body is a temple...a temple that needs redecorating."
9. "Sore today, strong tomorrow."
10. "I workout because I want to be able to carry all the groceries in one trip."
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