Funny writer sayings
1. "I'm not a writer, I'm a typing monkey with a thesaurus."
2. "I have a love-hate relationship with writing; I love it when I'm done, and hate it while I'm doing it."
3. "Writing is easy. All you have to do is stare at a blank page until drops of blood form on your forehead."
4. "I'm not a writer, I'm a professional procrastinator with a keyboard."
5. "I write because I don't know what I think until I read what I say. And sometimes, even then I'm not sure."
6. "Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money."
7. "I'm a writer. I have the ability to make a simple task like writing an email take hours."
8. "I'm not a writer, I'm a word magician. I turn caffeine into words."
9. "Writing is like driving at night in the fog. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way."
10. "I write because I can't imagine not writing. It's like breathing, only with more typos."
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