Funny yard signs sayings

1. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios."

2. "Please don't feed the plants, they're on a strict diet."

3. "Caution: Free-range children at play."

4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

5. "I'm silently judging your landscaping."

6. "Beware of dog... he's friendly, but not very bright."

7. "I'm not a grouch, I just have resting plant face."

8. "Gnomes are the only acceptable garden decoration."

9. "My other car is a wheelbarrow."

10. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was planting."

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Twilight love sayings

1. You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars. - E.E. Cummings2. I have died every day waiting for you. Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years. - Christina Perri3. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. - J.R.R. Tolkien4.

Funky wall sayings

1. Dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt, and decorate like you're on a home makeover show.2. Life is short, buy the shoes and paint the walls.3. Good vibes only - this wall is a negativity-free zone.4. In a world where you can be anything, be kind... and maybe a litt

Old korean sayings

1. 한 길을 가면 두 길을 찾는다. (When you choose one path, you will find two paths.)2. 가재는 게 편이다. (It is easier to catch a crab than a fish.)3. 백지장도 맞들면 낫다. (Even a blank sheet of paper becomes useful when carried together.)4. 물에 빠진 사람은 물로 빼야 한다. (To save someone drowning in water, you must use water.)

Nautical sayings for tattoos

1. Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor2. Anchor yourself to something special3. Sail away with me4. The sea is calling and I must go5. Not all who wander are lost, some are just sailors6. Let the sea set you free7. In the waves of change, we find our true direction8. Ocean child9

Cool sayings 2017

1. Life is short, make it sweet.2. Don't count the days, make the days count.3. Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.4. Happiness is not a destination, it is a way of life.5. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.6. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.7. The

Bemba love sayings

Here are some Bemba love sayings:1. Umutima wanga wakalekela ifipya ifyakucita. (My heart longs for the new things you do.)2. Umwana ashenda, atasha. (A child who walks will eventually reach their destination.)3. Ukutemwa kwa mweo, ukukula kwa mweo. (The love of a mother is like no other.)4.

Best friend tattoos sayings

1. Soulmates for life2. Forever linked3. Two halves of a whole4. Inseparable bond5. Together through thick and thin6. Best friends forever7. Always by your side8. Partners in crime9. Unbreakable connection10. Through highs and lows

Mom coffee cup sayings

1. Coffee is my love language.2. Mom fuel: coffee.3. World's best mom, powered by coffee.4. Life begins after coffee.5. Mom's magic potion: coffee.6. Coffee and chaos, brought to you by mom.7. Coffee first, adulting second.8. Mom's survival juice: coffee.9. Coffee: because motherhoo

Beer pong sayings

1. Sink it or drink it!2. Rack 'em, stack 'em, and attack 'em!3. In the cup, bottoms up!4. Sip, sip, hooray!5. Shooters gonna shoot!6. Beer pong champs, coming through!7. Bounce, swish, cheers to this!8. One ball, one cup, one victory!9. On fire, can't retire!10. Keep calm and pon

Obi wan sayings

1. The Force will be with you, always.2. Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.3. In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.4. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.5. The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field crea