Funny yardie sayings

1. "Mi nuh trust people weh wear dem shoes pon dem head."

2. "Yuh tink seh mi a idiot, mi nuh born yesterday."

3. "Every mickle mek a muckle."

4. "Mi granny seh, 'One han' cyaa clap.'"

5. "Yuh tink mi a eediat, mi nuh born wid duppy written pon mi forehead."

6. "Yuh tink mi a fish, mi nuh swim wid di current."

7. "Mi nuh inna nuh long talking, mi inna action."

8. "Yuh tink mi a duppy, mi nuh frighten fi light."

9. "Yuh tink mi a fool, mi nuh have 'L' fi wear pon mi forehead."

10. "Mi granny seh, 'Every dog have him day, but every puss have him four o'clock.'"

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