Funny yiddish sayings
1. "Man plans, God laughs." (Mann tracht, un Gott lacht)
2. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." (Macht der mentsh tracht un Got lakht)
3. "Even a fish wouldn't get caught if he kept his mouth shut." (A fish ken faln fun di baiter, nor er muz haltn di maul)
4. "If you want to live a long life, don't annoy your wife." (Vil men lebn a langen tog, zol men nit shlogn zayn vayb)
5. "A penny saved is a penny earned." (A groshn azoy vi a rubl)
6. "When a fool is silent, he is counted among the wise." (Ven a nar redt, vert er gezen vi a khokhem)
7. "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." (Ven du vest visn vos Got denkt fun gelt, kukt nor af di mentshn vos er hot es gegebn)
8. "What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth." (Vos men zet nit mit di oygn, zogt men nit mit di moul)
9. "A little bit of something is better than a lot of nothing." (A bissel iz beser vi a bisele gornisht)
10. "When the fish stinks, it's from the head." (Ven der fish shtinkt, iz es fun kop)
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