Funnybritish quotes and sayings
1. "Keep calm and carry on."
2. "I'm not being rude, I'm just British."
3. "It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm so posh, I sweat champagne."
6. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
10. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
Above is Funnybritish quotes and sayings.
1. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford2. The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. - Moliere3. Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go th
1. The fastest horse doesn't always win the race, but the smartest one usually does.2. Racing is a matter of spirit not strength.3. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him race.4. In horse racing, as in life, it is the small things that make the big difference.5. The race is n
1. Love is a four-letter word: L-O-V-E2. Our love is like a triple word score: worth so much more3. Together we spell forever4. In the game of love, we've found our perfect match5. Our love story is like a high-scoring word: unforgettable6. Marriage: the ultimate word to play in the game
1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right wa
1. An elephant never forgets.2. The elephant in the room.3. Seeing pink elephants.4. Like trying to eat an elephant in one bite.5. The elephant's graveyard.6. The blind men and the elephant.7. The elephant and the mouse.8. Elephants never lie down.9. The elephant's memory is long.1
1. Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.2. I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.3. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.4. It's not about what it is, it's about what it can become.5. Unless someone like you cares a whole
1. Quien mucho abarca, poco aprieta. (He who tries to do everything, accomplishes nothing.)2. A caballo regalado no se le mira el dentado. (Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.)3. Más vale tarde que nunca. (Better late than never.)4. En boca cerrada no entran moscas. (Silence is golden.)5.
Here are some famous sayings attributed to the title King of Kings:1. I am the King of Kings, and I will do as I please. - Unknown2. To be the King of Kings, one must first be a servant of all. - Unknown3. The King of Kings is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least. - Unknown4.
1. Spring break: where the only thing getting lit is the sun.2. Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me sipping my tropical drink on the beach.3. Spring break: where the tan lines fade but the memories last forever.4. I'm on a seafood diet for spring break - I see food and I eat it.5.
1. Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween!2. May your Halloween be filled with treats, not tricks!3. Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!4. Wishing you a howling good time this Halloween!5. Hope your Halloween is a real scream!6. May your Halloween be filled with magic and mischief!7. Sending y