Garfield sayings and quotes
1. "I'm not overweight, I'm undertall."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing."
3. "Diet is 'die' with a 't'."
4. "I'm not messy, I'm organizationally challenged."
5. "I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a dessertarian."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a cat, I'm an artist."
8. "I'm not old, I'm chronologically gifted."
9. "I'm not grumpy, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity."
10. "I'm not crazy, I prefer the term mentally hilarious."
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1. कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मा फलेषु कदाचन। (Chapter 2, Verse 47)2. योगस्थः कुरु कर्माणि सङ्गं त्यक्त्वा धनञ्जय। (Chapter 2, Verse 48)3. योगः कर्मसु कौशलं। (Chapter 2, Verse 50)4. श्रेयान्स्वधर्मो विगुणः परधर्मात्स्वनुष्ठितात्। (Chapter 3, Verse 35)5. यद्यदाचरति श्रेष्ठस्तत्तदेवेतरो जनः। (Chapt
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1. A groom should look like a prince on his wedding day. 2. The best accessory a groom can wear is his smile. 3. A well-dressed groom is the perfect complement to a beautiful bride. 4. A groom's love for his bride shines through in every detail of his attire. 5. Being a groom is not just ab
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