Get well funny quotes and sayings
1. "I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places." - Henny Youngman
2. "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." - Mark Twain
3. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. Actually, I'm not a doctor on TV either." - Unknown
4. "Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're diabetic. Then insulin comes pretty high on the list." - Jasper Carrott
5. "I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course." - Groucho Marx
6. "I have a condition that prevents me from going to the gym... it's called being lazy." - Unknown
7. "I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure." - Unknown
8. "I finally found a cure for my insomnia: sleep deprivation." - Unknown
9. "I'm not a hypochondriac, I'm just an overachiever when it comes to worrying about my health." - Unknown
10. "I'm not feeling very well, so I need you to send me lots of chocolate and funny movies. And maybe a doctor, just in case." - Unknown
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1. Aakali ki mathram chedda pettadam, aakali ki mathram chedda pettadam (ఆకలి కి మాత్రం చెద్ద పెట్టడం, ఆకలి కి మాత్రం చెద్ద పెట్టడం) - Translation: Feeding only the hunger, feeding only the hunger (used to emphasize the importance of addressing the most urgent needs first)2. Nenu kottina koduku