Girls lunch funny sayings

1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

2. "I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a dessertarian."

3. "I'm not a chef, I just love to eat."

4. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom who loves lunch dates."

5. "I'm not a foodie, I'm a food enthusiast."

6. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have a refined palate."

7. "I'm not a chef, but I can make a mean reservation."

8. "I'm not a food critic, but I know what I like."

9. "I'm not a chef, but I can whip up a mean cheese platter."

10. "I'm not a food snob, I just appreciate good eats."

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