God awful puns and sayings
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
2. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.
3. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
5. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.
8. I'm friends with a mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers. He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
10. I'm friends with a scarecrow who won an award. He was outstanding in his field.
Above is God awful puns and sayings.
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