Golf jokes and sayings
1. "Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the players well." - Unknown
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
3. "Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five." - Paul Harvey
4. What do you call a golfer who's lost his ball? A golfing nomad.
5. "The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course." - Billy Graham
6. Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
7. "Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly 40 years to discover that I can't play it." - Ted Ray
8. What do you call a golfer who's always late? Tee-time challenged.
9. "Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood." - Samuel Johnson
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
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