Goofy sayings and quotes

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."

Above is Goofy sayings and quotes.

Common sayings with dark origins

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Man utd sayings

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Catchy sayings about fishing

1. A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work.2. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.3. Fishing: the art of patience and the thrill of the catch.4. Fishing is not just a sport, it's a way of life.5. The best sto

Arab christian sayings

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Sayings about trump

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List of adages sayings

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April fools quotes sayings

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Sayings about nature and friends

1. In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. - Khalil Gibran2. Nature is the art of God. - Dante Alighieri3. A true friend is like a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge4.

Donut sayings

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Cute sayings like chin up buttercup

1. Keep calm and sparkle on.2. You're a diamond in the rough.3. Donut worry, be happy.4. You're one in a melon.5. Stay wild, moon child.6. Life is tough, but so are you.7. You're the bee's knees.8. Shine bright like a diamond.9. You're a rainbow in someone else's cloud.10. Life's a party, dress like