Grandma sayings and quotes

1. "A stitch in time saves nine."

2. "The early bird catches the worm."

3. "You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."

4. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

5. "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

6. "A penny saved is a penny earned."

7. "Actions speak louder than words."

8. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."

9. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

10. "The squeaky wheel gets the grease."

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Dumb sayings about life

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Mom sayings for birthday

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Death memory quotes sayings

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