Grandpa rick sayings

1. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

2. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

3. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's your last glass."

4. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a dollar spent is a dollar enjoyed."

5. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... unless you add some sugar."

6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... and add a little vodka."

7. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it still needs to be mowed."

8. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... or just give up and have a beer."

9. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can still enjoy their company."

10. "Time flies when you're having fun, but it also flies when you're waiting for the microwave to finish."

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