Griswold sayings
Here are some famous sayings attributed to Clark Griswold, the character played by Chevy Chase in the "National Lampoon's Vacation" movie series:
1. "I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
2. "We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."
3. "I'm just trying to treat my family to a little fun."
4. "If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight."
5. "We're gonna have so much fun, we'll be whistling 'Zippity Doo Dah' out of our assholes!"
6. "This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun."
7. "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun."
8. "I'm just trying to get the family out of the house."
9. "We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye."
10. "I'm gonna have a hell of a time getting the smell out of this jacket."
Above is Griswold sayings.
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