Gross australian sayings
Here are some Australian sayings that some people might find a bit gross or crude:
1. "He's as useful as tits on a bull."
2. "He's got a face like a dropped pie."
3. "She's got a mouth like a cat's bum."
4. "He's as subtle as a fart in a spacesuit."
5. "He's got a head like a half-sucked mango."
6. "She's got a voice like a rusty gate."
7. "He's as rough as a bear's arse."
8. "She's got a personality like a wet mop."
9. "He's got a brain like a pea rolling around in a boxcar."
10. "She's got a laugh like a donkey with a sore throat."
Please note that these sayings are meant to be humorous and are not meant to offend anyone.
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