Guiness birthday sayings funny
1. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number!"
2. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine."
3. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say!"
4. "They say with age comes wisdom, so you must be the wisest person I know!"
5. "You're not old, you're just a classic!"
6. "You're like a fine whiskey - the older you get, the better you become."
7. "They say the best wines are the ones that age well, so cheers to you getting better with time!"
8. "You're not over the hill, you're just reaching the peak of awesomeness!"
9. "Age is just a state of mind, but in your case, it's a state of complete hilarity!"
10. "You're not old, you're just a vintage model with a lot of mileage left in you!"
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