Gym sayings funny
1. "I workout because I really love food... a lot."
2. "Sweat is just fat crying."
3. "I don't sweat, I sparkle."
4. "I'm not here to talk, I'm here to squat."
5. "I lift things up and put them down... repeatedly."
6. "I have a love-hate relationship with burpees. I love to hate them."
7. "I'm not a gym rat, I'm a gym unicorn."
8. "I have a date with the treadmill... it's not going well."
9. "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
10. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
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