Halloween funny sayings

1. "I'm here for the boos!"

2. "Witch better have my candy!"

3. "If you've got it, haunt it!"

4. "Creepin' it real."

5. "Resting witch face."

6. "Eat, drink, and be scary."

7. "Fangs for the memories."

8. "Just here for the boos and booze."

9. "I'm just here for the candy and the screams."

10. "I'm a ghost with the most."

Above is Halloween funny sayings.

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