1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "Here lies my motivation, buried with me."
3. "I always knew this day would come, just not this soon."
4. "I finally found some peace and quiet."
5. "I'll be back...maybe."
6. "I guess I should have listened to my doctor."
7. "I'm just here for the boos."
8. "I'm dead tired of this."
9. "At least now I can haunt my exes in peace."
10. "I came, I saw, I died."
Above is Halloween funny tombstone sayings.
Monkey business
1. In the darkness, something stirs.2. Fear is a powerful force, feeding on your doubts and insecurities.3. The shadows hold secrets that should never be revealed.4. Beware the things that go bump in the night, for they may be closer than you think.5. The eyes you feel watching you in the d
1. Ka-chow! - Lightning McQueen2. I am speed. - Lightning McQueen3. Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer. - Lightning McQueen4. I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand. - Doc Hudson5. I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics. - Lightning McQueen6
1. I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat!2. Cruising: where the only decision you have to make is pool or beach.3. Cruising: the only time it's acceptable to wear a fanny pack.4. I don't need therapy, I just need a cruise.5. Cruising: where the only
1. Life is short, eat the cake first.2. Cake: the answer to all of life's problems.3. Cake is the answer, no matter the question.4. A party without cake is just a meeting.5. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.6. Cake: because no great story ever started with
1. நாய்: நான் ஒரு மூட்டு நாய் அல்ல, நான் ஒரு மூட்டு மனிதன்!2. காட்டு: என் வாழ்க்கை ஒரு மாயம், என் வீடு ஒரு காட்டுவாசல்!3. குரங்கு: என் கண்ணுக்கு உள்ளது காதல், என் கைக்கு உள்ளது கொடுமை!4. பந்து: பந்துக்கு பசியாக இருக்கிறது, அது என் பேருக்கு போல!5. காகம்: என் காகம் பேசும் மொழி தமிழ், அது என்
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.
1. Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul. 2. I'm not a biker chick, I'm a rider woman. 3. Life is short, buy the motorcycle. 4. Ride like a girl, because women can be badass bikers too. 5. Behind every successful woman is a motorcycle. 6. Two wheels, one love. 7. Real wome
1. I'm not afraid of bugs, I just prefer them to stay in their own lane.2. I don't need a personal trainer, I have bugs to keep me on my toes.3. Bugs are like tiny roommates that never pay rent.4. I have a love-hate relationship with bugs - I love to hate them.5. If bugs had a talent show,
1. Choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. 2. Sometimes we have to settle for the lesser evil to avoid the greater one. 3. In a world full of evils, sometimes the lesser one is the best we can hope for. 4. The path of the lesser evil may not be ideal, but it is often necessar