1. "I told you I was sick."
2. "I'll be back... maybe."
3. "Here lies my motivation."
4. "I'm just here for the boos."
5. "I'm dead tired."
6. "I'm just dying to see you."
7. "I came, I saw, I haunted."
8. "I'm just a ghost of my former self."
9. "I'll stop haunting you when I'm dead."
10. "I'm just here for the candy."
Above is Halloween tombstone funny sayings.
1. But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. - Matthew 5:442. Do not say, 'I will do to him as he has done to me; I will pay the man back for what he has done.' - Proverbs 24:293. If your enemy is hungry, give him bread to eat, and if he is thirsty, give him wate
1. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. - Proverbs 3:52. The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. - Psalm 23:13. Be still, and know that I am God. - Psalm 46:104. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to h
While Jesus and Buddha came from different religious traditions (Christianity and Buddhism, respectively), there are some parallel sayings and teachings that can be found in their teachings. Here are a few examples:1. Love your neighbor as yourself (Jesus - Mark 12:31, Buddha - Dhammapada 5:1)2. Do
1. Oh boy!2. Gosh!3. Hot dog!4. Toodles!5. Oh, boy! This is gonna be great!6. Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!7. Hiya, pal!8. Oh, boy! What a day!9. Oh, golly!10. See ya real soon!
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1. Though you are no longer with us, your love and presence are always felt. Happy Mother's Day in heaven.2. To my beautiful mom in heaven, your memory brings me comfort and joy on this special day. Happy Mother's Day.3. Even though you are no longer here, your love continues to guide and inspi
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1. A lighthouse doesn't save the ships; it doesn't go out and rescue them, it's just there to show them the way. 2. In a sea of darkness, the lighthouse is a beacon of hope.3. Like a lighthouse guiding ships to safety, may you always find your way home.4. The lighthouse stands tall and strong
1. Grief is the price we pay for love. The deeper the love, the deeper the grief. But remember, love never truly dies.2. In the midst of sorrow, look for the light. It may be dim, but it is always there, guiding you through the darkness.3. Grief is like the ocean; it comes in waves, ebbing and
1. Intelligent people have more gray matter, but they also have more fun!2. Intelligent people don't need to be told they're smart, they already know it!3. Intelligent people have a high IQ and a great sense of humor, what a deadly combination!4. Intelligent people don't just think outside th