Hand towels with funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hangry."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
7. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
10. "I'm not a superhero, but I am pretty close."
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1. All that glitters is not gold - from The Merchant of Venice2. Break the ice - from The Taming of the Shrew3. Brevity is the soul of wit - from Hamlet4. Faint heart never won fair lady - from King John5. Good riddance - from Troilus and Cressida6. In a pickle - from The Tempest7. Love
Here are some famous sayings attributed to Robin Hood of Loxley:1. Steal from the rich, give to the poor.2. Justice is the only true king.3. A good deed is never lost.4. Outlaws are the only true free men.5. Even the smallest act of kindness can make a difference.6. Injustice anywhere is
1. Love one another as I have loved you. - John 13:342. Do to others as you would have them do to you. - Luke 6:313. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. - Matthew 5:94. Let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Fat
1. Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.2. You're only in trouble if you get caught.3. You want to be free? You gotta let her go.4. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that
1. Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted. - Matthew 5:42. The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit. - Psalm 34:183. For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any po
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You complete me in every way possible.3. I fall for you more and more each day.4. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.5. I love you more than words can express.6. You are my rock, my anchor, my everything.7. With you, I feel like I can conque
1. We're all in this together.2. Stay home, stay safe.3. This too shall pass.4. In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.5. We may be apart, but we're in this together.6. Adversity introduces a man to himself.7. Tough times never last, but tough people do.8. When life gives yo
1. I love working overtime, said no one ever.2. Work: because staying in bed all day isn't an option.3. I'm not a workaholic, I just have a strong appreciation for unpaid overtime.4. The only thing I enjoy more than working is thinking about all the work I have to do.5. Work: the perfect wa
1. Work smarter, not harder.2. Do it right the first time.3. Teamwork makes the dream work.4. Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out.5. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.6. The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.7.
1. You are the angel that brightens my day.2. You have a heart of gold, my angel.3. You are a ray of sunshine in my life, my sweet angel.4. You are my guardian angel, always watching over me.5. Your kindness and compassion make you a true angel.6. You are a blessing in my life, my beautif