Hangover funny sayings

1. "I feel like a hangover is the wrath of grapes."

2. "I'm not hungover, I'm just highly motivated to lie in bed all day."

3. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by your presence... and maybe a little bit of tequila."

4. "I don't get hangovers, I just get 'memory loss prevention' headaches."

5. "I'm not hungover, I'm just experiencing a temporary state of regret."

6. "I'm not hungover, I'm just practicing my 'pretending to be a functional adult' skills."

7. "I don't have a hangover, I'm just embracing my inner disco ball and shining bright like a diamond."

8. "I'm not hungover, I'm just recharging my party batteries."

9. "I don't have a hangover, I'm just experiencing a 'morning after glow' from last night's festivities."

10. "I don't always get hangovers, but when I do, I prefer to call them 'fun headaches'."

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