Happier than a sayings funny
"Happier than a squirrel with a nut factory."
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"Happier than a squirrel with a nut factory."
Above is Happier than a sayings funny.
1. I promise I'm not as guilty as I look.2. Just here for the free meal and matching outfit.3. Arrested for being too fabulous.4. I didn't choose the mugshot life, the mugshot life chose me.5. Charged with excessive awesomeness.6. I'm not a criminal, I'm just criminally good-looking.7.
1. I'm so busy, I don't know whether I found a rope or lost my horse. - Unknown2. I'm not busy, I'm just too lazy to do nothing. - Unknown3. I'm not a workaholic, I'm a funaholic. - Unknown4. I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or going. But I'm definitely going. - Unknown5. I'm no
1. Spot on!2. Top-notch!3. Brilliant!4. Smashing!5. Cracking!6. Ace!7. Bang on!8. Tickety-boo!9. Champion!10. Bob's your uncle!
1. Love is the light that guides us, just like this candle.2. May the flame of love burn forever in your hearts.3. Let love shine bright like this candle.4. A little light to brighten your day, just like the love that brought you together.5. As this candle burns, may your love grow stronger
1. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.2. The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.3. Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out.4. The harder you work for something, the greater you'll feel when you achieve it.5. Dreams don't
1. You make my heart go pitter-patter!2. You're the sprinkles on my cupcake of love!3. I'm stuck on you like glue!4. You're the jelly to my peanut butter!5. You're my favorite person to share crayons with!6. You're sweeter than all the candy in the world!7. You're the best Valentine in
1. Ideas are the seeds of innovation, water them with action and watch them grow.2. Don't just dream about ideas, make them a reality through hard work and determination.3. Ideas are like stars, they may seem distant and unreachable, but with perseverance, you can bring them down to earth.4.
1. Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other. - Robert A. Heinlein2. Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time. - Drake3. Jealousy is a sign of insecurity and lack of trust. - Unknown4. Jealousy is the art of counting someone
1. I'm not a fast typer, I'm just a slow thinker.2. I type like a ninja - quietly and with lots of mistakes.3. I have a black belt in typing - it's just invisible because it's on the backspace key.4. My typing speed is faster than a cheetah on a keyboard.5. I type so much, my fingers have t
1. Sun-kissed and salty2. Beach hair, don't care3. Life's a beach, enjoy the waves4. Sandy toes and sun-kissed nose5. Good vibes and tan lines6. Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane7. Mermaid at heart8. Let the sea set you free9. Living on island time10. Chasing the sun