1. "Happier than a seagull with a french fry."
2. "Happier than a kid in a candy store."
3. "Happier than a clam at high tide."
4. "Happier than a dog with two tails."
5. "Happier than a pig in mud."
6. "Happier than a squirrel with a nut."
7. "Happier than a bird with a worm."
8. "Happier than a bee in a field of flowers."
9. "Happier than a cat with a ball of yarn."
10. "Happier than a fish in water."
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1. In loving memory of a life well lived, may you rest in peace on your second death anniversary.2. Two years have passed since you left us, but your memory lives on in our hearts forever.3. Gone but never forgotten, we honor you on the second anniversary of your passing.4. Though you may be
1. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. The futu
1. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - A.A. Milne2. You are capable of amazing things.3. Always remember you are loved.4. You are unique and special just the way you are.5. Believe in yourself and anything is possible.6. You have the powe
1. Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.2. It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags.3. I must stop Christmas from coming... but how?4. I'm glad he took our presents. You can't hu
1. Technology: making our lives easier until it decides to break.2. When technology breaks, it's like a modern-day curse.3. In the battle of man vs. machine, sometimes the machine wins by breaking down.4. Technology has a sense of humor - it waits until you really need it before breaking.5.
1. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm just in a committed relationship with the casino.2. I have a great poker face, it's called my resting 'I just lost all my money' face.3. I went to the casino to win big, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt.4. Life is like a deck of cards, you never know w
1. Tie it up with a bowtie and you're ready to go.2. A bowtie is the finishing touch that adds a touch of class.3. Bowties are cool, just like the person wearing them.4. Bowties are for those who like to stand out from the crowd.5. In a world full of neckties, be a bowtie.6. Bowties are n
Here are some sayings attributed to Gaudapada, the ancient Indian philosopher and teacher:1. The self is never born nor does it die at any time. It is unborn, eternal, and ever-existing.2. The world is an illusion, a mere appearance. It is unreal, like a dream.3. The ultimate truth is that ther
1. Having a kidney stone is like giving birth to a cactus.2. Kidney stones: nature's way of saying 'ouch'.3. Kidney stones: small but mighty in pain.4. Dealing with kidney stones is like passing a rock concert.5. Kidney stones: a painful reminder to drink more water.6. Kidney stones: turn
1. Love is sweet, and so are you! Thank you for making my bridal shower a day to remember.2. Showering me with love and gifts was truly a dream come true. Thank you for being a part of my special day.3. From the bottom of my heart, thank you for the love and support you've shown me at my bridal