Happy 40th funny sayings

1. "Life begins at 40... but so do those pesky gray hairs!"

2. "Turning 40 is like fine wine - it only gets better with age!"

3. "At 40, you're not old, you're just well-seasoned!"

4. "They say 40 is the new 30... but my knees beg to differ!"

5. "40 is when you finally start to appreciate the 'dad jokes' you used to roll your eyes at."

6. "Forty and fabulous - just like a vintage car, you only get better with time!"

7. "You know you're 40 when you start to enjoy a quiet night in more than a wild night out."

8. "Forty is the perfect age - old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway!"

9. "They say life begins at 40... I say life begins when the kids move out!"

10. "Forty is when you realize that the best part of your day is taking off your bra!"

Above is Happy 40th funny sayings.

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