Happy 60th birthday sayings funny

1. "You're not 60, you're 18 with 42 years of experience!"

2. "60 is only 15 in Celsius!"

3. "At 60, you've earned the right to do whatever makes you happy... as long as it doesn't require bending over!"

4. "They say 60 is the new 40... until you try to party like you're 40!"

5. "60 years young and still kicking butt... just a little slower now!"

6. "60 is the perfect age – old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway!"

7. "60 is when you start to appreciate the 'finer things in life'... like naps and early bird specials!"

8. "Happy 60th birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, important number!"

9. "60 is the age when you can finally stop worrying about what other people think... because they're probably not thinking about you at all!"

10. "They say life begins at 60... but so do the naps!"

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