Hilarious inappropriate underwear sayings

1. "Handle with care, contents may be explosive"

2. "Caution: Slippery when wet"

3. "Warning: May cause sudden bursts of laughter"

4. "Property of [partner's name]"

5. "If you can read this, you're too close"

6. "Handle me with care, I'm fragile"

7. "Beware: Wild and untamed"

8. "Not for the faint of heart"

9. "Proceed with caution"

10. "In case of emergency, remove immediately"

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