1. "He's all hat and no cattle."
2. "She's a few sandwiches short of a picnic."
3. "He's as sharp as a bowling ball."
4. "She's got a few screws loose."
5. "He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
6. "She's not the brightest bulb in the box."
7. "He's as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
8. "She's as confused as a fart in a fan factory."
9. "He's about as useful as a chocolate teapot."
10. "She's as sharp as a marble."
Above is Hilarious old sayings.
1. Rubs me the wrong way2. Gets under my skin3. Ruffles my feathers4. Pushes my buttons5. Burns my biscuits6. Frosts my cookies7. Rattles my cage8. Sets my teeth on edge9. Twists my knickers10. Chaps my hide
1. Birth is not only about making babies. Birth is about making mothers - strong, competent, capable mothers who trust themselves and know their inner strength. - Barbara Katz Rothman2. Birth is the sudden opening of a window, through which you look out upon a stupendous prospect. For what has ha
1. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of defensive linemen.2. I may be a lineman, but I still have better footwork than your grandma.3. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to pancake defenders.4. I'm not a chef, but I serve up pancakes on the field.5. I'm not a magician, but I make
1. I vant to suck your blood... and your compliments.2. I'm not a night owl, I'm a night howl.3. I'm not a picky eater, I just prefer the taste of the living.4. I'm not a vampire, I just have a strong aversion to sunlight.5. I'm not undead, I'm just really good at faking it.6. I'm not a c
1. I'm a hockey player, not a magician. If I wanted to disappear, I'd play for the Toronto Maple Leafs.2. I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.3. Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins.4. Hockey: where the only time it's acceptable to hit someone with a stick
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - Franklin D. Roosevelt4. To be yourself in a world that
1. Be the change you wish to see in the world.2. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.3. Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.4. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.5. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.6. Don't wait for opportunit
1. Just like a tree grows strong with roots deep in the ground, I am growing stronger every day. 2. Growing up is a journey, not a destination. 3. I may be small now, but I'm growing into something big and amazing. 4. Like a seedling reaching for the sun, I am reaching for my full potential.
Here are some popular sayings from Chloe Burrows, a contestant on Love Island:1. I'm a bit of a princess, but not a diva.2. I'm like a fine wine, I get better with age.3. I'm the life and soul of the party.4. I'm a big believer in positive vibes.5. I'm a strong, independent woman who knows
1. The customer is always right.2. Fail fast, fail often, fail forward.3. Think big, start small, scale fast.4. Innovate or die.5. Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.6. Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.7. The only way to do great