Hilarious posters funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
7. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I just love to burn things."
10. "I'm not a superhero, but I am pretty super at napping."
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1. Lock and load.2. Ammunition for the soul.3. Bullets of wisdom.4. Armed with knowledge.5. Loaded with potential.6. Firing on all cylinders.7. Ammunition for success.8. Blast from the past.9. Ammunition for change.10. Shoot for the stars.
1. Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own. - Harold Coffin2. Envy is the ulcer of the soul. - Socrates3. Envy shoots at others and wounds itself. - English Proverb4. Envy is the most stupid of vices, for there is no single advantage to be gained from it.
1. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates2. Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. - Stephen Hawking3. The more you know, the more you realize you don't know. - Aristotle4. Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon5. The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a f
1. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller2. Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart. - Anthony J. D'Angelo3. A warm smile is the universal language of kindness. - William Arthur Ward4. Smile, it's free therapy. - Douglas Horton5. A smile is t
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
1. Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub.2. Calgon, take me away!3. Squeaky clean.4. So fresh and so clean, clean.5. Splish splash, I was taking a bath.6. Wash away your worries.7. Relax, refresh, renew.8. A bath a day keeps the stress away.9. Bath time is me time.10. Soak your troubl
1. The one who tells the stories rules the world. - African Proverb2. If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb3. Even the best cooking pot will not produce food. - African Proverb4. The fool speaks, the wise man listens. - African Proverb5. A b
1. ܚܕ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ - One who seeks, finds.2. ܚܕ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ - Seek until you find.3. ܚܕ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ - Seek until you find, and when you find, you will be troubled, and when you are troubled, you will marvel, and you will reign over all.4. ܚܕ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ ܚܕܐ - Seek until you
1. Family is not an important thing, it's everything. - Michael J. Fox2. The love of a family is life's greatest blessing.3. Family is where life begins and love never ends.4. In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings
1. I'm here for the kicks and giggles!2. Soccer: where sliding into someone's DMs is encouraged.3. Soccer: the only game where you can score without asking for their number.4. I'm not a player, I just kick a lot.5. Soccer: where it's perfectly acceptable to fake it until you make it.6. I