Hilarious sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."

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Leaders sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things

Fig sayings

1. A picture is worth a thousand words.2. Don't judge a book by its cover.3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.4. Actions speak louder than words.5. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.6. A penny saved is a penny earned.7. A stitch in time saves nine.8. Don't cry over spill

Coffee mug love sayings

1. You're the cream in my coffee.2. You're my favorite blend.3. Life begins after coffee.4. Love is brewing.5. You're my perfect pick-me-up.6. You're my daily dose of happiness.7. You warm my heart like coffee.8. You're my cup of joy.9. You're the sugar to my coffee.10. Coffee and

Sayings between good friends

1. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.2. A true friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.3. In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.4. Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they're always there.5. A friend is some

Fo0tball sayings with c in them

Catch the ball and run

Planet fitness sayings

1. Judgement Free Zone2. No Gymtimidation3. Workout, Be Happy4. Lift, Tone, Burn5. Sweat is Magic6. You Belong Here7. Commit to be Fit8. Stronger Every Day9. Be the Best Version of You10. Fitness is a Lifestyle

Pretence quotes and sayings

1. Honesty is a very expensive gift, don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett2. The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth. - Unknown3. Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't care. - Hikigaya Hachiman4. The truth will set you f

Sayings on a headstone

1. In loving memory of a life well lived.2. Forever in our hearts.3. Gone but never forgotten.4. Rest in peace, dear one.5. In loving memory of a beloved [relationship].6. Always in our thoughts.7. Forever missed, always loved.8. Resting in eternal peace.9. A life well lived, a lega

Golf sayings funny

1. Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the players well.2. Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green, and then wind up in the hole.3. Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.4. Golf is a game where the slowest people in the world a

Calm small sayings free painting for boys

Stay strong, stay calm, stay focused.Be brave, be kind, be yourself.Believe in yourself and anything is possible.Adventure awaits those who seek it.Let your dreams take flight.Embrace the journey, embrace the unknown.Courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it.Find pea