Hilarious sayings about food

1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"

2. "I'm in a committed relationship with pizza. It's getting pretty serious."

3. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

4. "I'm on a strict diet... it's called the 'see food diet.' I see food and I eat it!"

5. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist. My masterpiece is a perfectly crafted sandwich."

6. "I'm not a glutton, I'm an explorer of food."

7. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food magician. Watch as I make this pizza disappear!"

8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate. We're just in a committed relationship."

9. "I'm not a foodie, I'm a food enthusiast. There's a difference."

10. "I'm not a food critic, I'm a food connoisseur. I appreciate the finer things in life... like bacon."

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