Hilarious sayings about halloween
1. "I'm so old, I remember when Halloween was all about scaring people, not counting calories."
2. "Why did the ghost go to the party? For the boos!"
3. "I'm not afraid of ghosts, I have teenagers."
4. "I'm just here for the boos and the candy."
5. "I'm a Halloween enthusiast. I'm already practicing my 'scared' face for when I see my credit card bill after buying all the decorations."
6. "I'm not a regular witch, I'm a cool witch."
7. "I'm not saying I'm a witch, but I do have a broomstick and a lot of black clothing."
8. "I'm not dressing up for Halloween, I'm just wearing my everyday clothes and calling myself a 'tired mom'."
9. "I'm not afraid of haunted houses, I'm afraid of the electric bill after all those spooky decorations."
10. "Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!"
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