Hilarious sayings tumblr
Here are some hilarious sayings from Tumblr:
1. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a not-a-morning-person person."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping."
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Here are some popular slang sayings from 2018:1. Slay - to do something exceptionally well or look amazing2. Lit - something that is exciting or amazing3. Savage - someone who is brutally honest or doesn't care what others think4. Gucci - meaning good or cool5. Flex - to show off or boast
1. Back in my day...2. When I was your age...3. You kids have it easy these days.4. Age is just a number.5. The older I get, the wiser I become.6. Time flies when you're having fun.7. You're only as old as you feel.8. Life begins at 50.9. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.10.
1. Good governance is the key to a prosperous society.2. A well-governed nation is a strong nation.3. Governance is not about power, it's about responsibility.4. Transparency and accountability are the pillars of good governance.5. In governance, the best decisions are made when the voices
1. Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt4. Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep go
1. Witching you a magical day!2. Brewing up some mischief!3. Hexes and kisses!4. Just a bunch of hocus pocus!5. Witch better have my candy!6. Witchful thinking!7. You're under my spell!8. Witch way to the candy?9. Broom service available!10. Feeling witchy today!
1. One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.2. Don't worry about a thing, 'cause every little thing gonna be all right.3. Love the life you live. Live the life you love.4. The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.5.
1. Do not be afraid, for I am with you.2. Love your neighbor as yourself.3. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.4. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding.5. Let your light shine before others, that they may see your good
1. The name's Bond. James Bond.2. Shaken, not stirred.3. I never joke about my work, 007.4. Bond. James Bond. Licensed to kill.5. A martini. Shaken, not stirred.6. I think he got the point.7. You only live twice.8. The world is not enough.9. Diamonds are forever.10. I always enjoy
1. I'm singing in the rain, just kidding, I'm actually running for cover!2. Rain, rain, go away, come again when I'm on vacation.3. I like my coffee black and my mornings rainy.4. I'm not saying I hate rainy days, but I'd prefer them to be optional.5. Rainy days are nature's way of telling
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not short, I