Hilarious short jokes and sayings
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
4. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
6. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
7. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
8. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
9. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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