Hilarious tombstone sayings
1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "Well, this sucks."
3. "I always knew this day would come, but I didn't think it would be so soon."
4. "Here lies a man who never missed a meal."
5. "I'll be back... just kidding."
6. "I finally found a way to get some peace and quiet."
7. "I guess I won't be needing that gym membership anymore."
8. "I told you I was feeling a little under the weather."
9. "Here lies someone who never passed up a good pun."
10. "I'm just here for the dirt nap."
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